Title: 4. Airport

Panel 1:

• [Mordred and Wiglaf are walking along.]
• Mordred: Why are you following me?
• Wiglaf: I want to see the sword too.

Panel 2:

• [Mordred and Wiglaf are standing in an airport security line. The metal detector goes 'Buzz' ]
• Mordred: Well, if you want to follow me on a plane to Britain than suit yourself.
• Wiglaf: Not like I have anything else to do.

Panel 3:

• [Mordred walks through metal detector without incident. Wiglaf hums.]
• [Wiglaf walks into metal detector.]

Panel 4:

• Metal Detector: SFX: BEEP!
• [Mordred looks confused.]

Panel 5:

• [Wiglaf backs away from metal detector with an aghast face.]

Panel 6:

• [Security arrives holding a box for metal objects.]
• Security: Please empty your pockets.
• Wiglaf: They are.
• Security: Then what?
• Wiglaf: My shirt.

Panel 7:

• Security: Your shirt?
• Wiglaf: It's chainmail.

Panel 8:

• Wiglaf: What? Why's everyone staring? No really.  Mordred?

Panel 9:

• Mordred: {Shouting} Oh, just take off your shirt already and get the line moving again.
• Wiglaf: {From out of panel.} Okay!

Panel 10:

• SFX: Ten Minutes Later

Panel 11:

• Mordred: I hate you.
• [Mordred and Wiglaf walk away, Mordred with a scowl and Wiglaf smiling. A hoard of fangirls cue after Wiglaf from outside the panel.]
• Fangirl 1: Call me!
• Fangirl 2: No me!
• Fangirl 3: We love you!
• Fangirl 4: My number is 555-love!
• Fangirl 5: Come back blonde god!