Well, Wiglaf could just do that thing where he puts an arm around Azrael’s back, you know, you wrap your arm around their back and wind it under the arm and support them that way. THEN, he can just hold Azrael in a more manly fashion and they can get away.

I wonder what sort of threat will be enough that even Azrael will abandon all pride and say “Screw this get me out of here.” This would normally be big enough for anyone but Azzie’s still here.