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Before It’s Too Late

Azrael may have traumatized Wiglaf….that’s gotta’ count for something right? I think so. Mordred has no idea what he’s in for…I almost feel sorry for Lancelot for getting caught up in it all. XD

Also, you guys are really awesome – I want to listen to all the songs you guys listed. XD And I’m really psyched there’s some classical music in there and even a song in Polish~ I’m excited. So thank-you all for participating. :)

Oh – and if you’re curious, my word count for NaNoWriMo was 60,000 plus or minus a few~ Exciting. Now I just need to finish the book. XD

EDIT: Because certain people asked for the full text of panel 4:

GRACE

Grace Wants To Know If…
Grace would love to know if your hair is a natural blonde.
Grace wants to know if you knew any good sushi bars.
Grace wants to know if you enjoy bleeding?
Grace hates to ask, but did you by any chance notice which way that bird went?
Grace wants to know if you passed all your maths and sciences because something about you just doesn’t add up.
Grace says that your shirt looks stupid.
If you’re so good, why don’t you just let Grace know what happens when one road crosses the other and a swallow meets an aardvark on a road down the street.
Grace said to tell you that he was feeling off today.
Grace! Please just shut up!
Do tell me what you saw last week, he really does want to know.
Grace needs to ask where you got the number to that one theatre on fifth street we attacked you at- He wanted me to get him tickets to a show.
Grace wants to know what your favorite color is, he wants to make sure to order the right color of flowers when we set up things for your funeral after you bleed out on the carpet. He’s very picky about that sort of thing. Is it blue? Green? You look like a pink to me.
Grace asked if you liked horror flicks or romance flicks. We were thinking of having a movie night and wanted to know if you could join.
Do tell Grace what that one thing is about. He’s driving me totally insane, you.
Grace would love to know where you got that metal- shirt of yours. Quite stylish.
Grace will just not shut up until I ask you whether or not you prefer to be skewered alive or dead, because you’d be the one to know.

“It’s too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine,
Body’s aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody – I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.”

“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen

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Is it bad that my first thought when reading the title was “Desperado!”?
I love Wiglafs face in the wall-of-text panel. That poor man. XD Also: extra thick outline! Squee! *hugs*
Congrats on 60k. :D

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and a big thanks to azzie for making wiglaf serous (yes I know I can’t spell)

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Anybody want tips on how to use Google to get past this problem of a word you know you’re spelling wrong?

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mybe

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*snicker*
Alright, mybe there are two things that are easy to do with Google to look up words. Without the quotes:

“definition: mybe” –This will return a list of various online dictionary sites and what they’ve got in their definitions for mybe. At the top of the results page Google asks, “Did you mean: definition: maybe” because Google is pretty good at recognizing typos and misspellings; if the word you entered in either isn’t a word or is a common misspelling of a real word it will ask those sorts of questions with a hyperlink to a search for what statistical checking guesses you probably want. Sometimes the misspelling is an actual word though, so maybe you have to try another trick instead.

“thesaurus: mybe” –In this case Google actually second guesses me and looks up online thesaurus entries for maybe instead of mybe. Thesaurus entries are also good for when you know a word that means roughly the same thing as what you want but not the word you’re looking for.

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HAH! I was beginning to wonder when Wiglaf would think of Grace! Hahahaha. By the way all those lines of ‘grace says’ Just makes the panle epic.

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well, its nice that lackey finally gets the fact that bliss might very well have a big impact. and is more trouble than grace. (maybe)

and this might be a suggestion, but maybe asking grace might be helpful. bliss would get too distracted by lackey’s hair color. :meh:

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Because Wiglaf has so easy of a time trying to talk to Grace, which he has never seen or heard the ghost of, while he’s being wielded by his archenemy Azrael who suddenly powers up to roughly as superhumanly strong as he is whenever Wiglaf gets close.
Oh, if Wiglaf and Grace could have such a conversation I bet it would be hilarious as anything.

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Grace seems to talk to Wiglaf almost as much as he does to Azrael…. He must like Wiglaf quite a bit.


*OMG, PAIRATHON.*
:shocked: 0_0 :| :D :love:

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Wiglaf and Grace? But he’s already demon possessed or something, I don’t think that would work out too well. I think Wiglaf isn’t quite girly enough for Grace also, but commendation for original thinking… no… no… you’re on crack!
I think we’d sooner have Arthur Senior and Grace at a strip club getting lapdances or something, with an inset of Azrael frantically looking for Grace.

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Probably not the best counter example considering A. Senior isn’t below going to a place like that or stealing a sword for kicks. XD

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I was going for unlikely to happen ever, under any circumstances, while still measurably less unlikely than a Wiglaf and Grace pairing.

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This is TAWM/WAM and you’re messing with a Pair-a-Thon, ACe. Nothing you can come up with is going to be unlikely. X-rated and disqualifiable, perhaps, but not unlikely.

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Oh… well… curse. You are right of course KGJ.

Allow me to nominate some unlikely (in canon) possibilities then:
Brat x Bliss
Hnaef x Driver
Mordred x Gawain
Brynhildr x Hissy

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Some of those questions are amusing like, “Grace wants to know if you passed all your maths and sciences because something about you doesn’t add up.’ or “Grace would like to know where you get that metal shirt of yours, quite stylish.” or “Grace wants to know if you know any good sushi bars.”
Yes, I did take the time to try and read what some of those comments were in the third panel.

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Wiglaf looking so stupefied as it dawns on him that Azrael’s routine with Grace is the equivalent of Mordred’s current Bliss-related problems is very funny. There’s no way Wiglaf wants to put up with two people babbling on and on about talking objects with magical influences. XD

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Not to mention only hearing half the conversation. It’s as bad as dealing with someone with a cellphone glued to their ear. A little off the top war-of-the-worlds style comes to mind. (TV series, not movies)

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