Or Awake. He’s Not Picky.
Quite a few of those suggestions were seriously considered as possible job options. XD
*smacks Azzie upside the head* Make up your mind.
Either way…he’s whipped. Poor sap.
Pair-A-Thon….coming soon. *giggles with excitement* Oh yeah. There’s that Christmas thing first, isnt’ there? XD
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aw, man. Go with museum curator. Do something YOU want to do for once! *cheers for Azrael*
If he was a museum curator he could stop Gen from stealing all the valuable stuff so other people can enjoy them.
Exactly! It’s something he cares about. XD
I think anyone who’s had discussions with their parents about applying to colleges or choosing a career can relate to what he’s going through. Unless they had very trusting and open-minded parents. >.>
When it came to the applying to colleges my parent’s were like, ‘Will you start looking and apply to some already?’ They were tired of my procrastination.
Mine where more, Your not allowed to leave the area, you must find a career that makes you lots of money and no… that’s a nice hobby but you can’t seriously consider that something to pursue… Oy…>_< Heh I with him Az be the Curator!
I dont know, Azrael would be a good hero. I mean he would have to do MMA, Mass Murders Anonymous.
He might have to fight Wiglaf for the position of hero though.
Pffft. No, they have disagreements about murder and its necessity, as well as the various other morality questions of dangerous crisis intervention.
But neither Grace no the valkyrie sisters would go for that since heroism is usually defined as having no unnecessary mass murder.
Yet to be answered; why is he letting himself be whipped by his fangirls if he isn’t even interested in having sex with any of them? This seems terribly timid and co-dependent considering they all share a similar tendency to very openly, directly lethal violence.
Aww, come on, Byrnhilda! At least hear him out!
Although, Azrael as a plumber or engineer would be funny… I can him struggling immensly with something on f th e girls could do in three seconds…
If he was a plumber,he probably would dress like the Mario Brothers.
Oh, nooooot good…
When I heard plumber said immediately after hero I imagined a very strange Azrael/Mario hybrid.
So did I!
Funny, I was thinking Alien interventionist.
Yeah – too much Ben 10 during the holidays
Museum curator! <333 Why can't he just do that? ._.
Grace would get very angry at some of the other artifacts, staff or the patrons of whatever collection he worked as a curator for and that would be …bad.
Aww Azzie!! Don’t let meany Brynhildr crush your dreams!!! Be a museum curator if it makes you happy!
I mean, after all, a mercenary really doesn’t seem to be his style…
Give him a box of cigars, a contract and enough high explosives and he’ll be channeling his rage productively in no time.
I don’t know, he could always combine careers. Curator/mercenary would allow him to target only art thieves and forgeries. Think about the drop in art fraud…
And art theft would drop as well.
Museum Curator/Treasure hunter!
# Hums the Indiana Jones theme #
That would a perfect job for him.
YES. Just yes. :love:
This is why I like Grace. :P
I like the museum curator one:
“The sign said ‘do NOT touch the exhibits’, did it not?”
He should partner with Gen – Gen steals it, Azzie returns it for a “reward”!
Ah! Social worker! He’d be awesome! I vote he becomes a social worker and beats up on abusive parents. It’ll be the best thing to ever happen.
he could be a contractor! you don’t have to do much for that anyway.
I like the museum curator. The security guard would have a lot of competition from Security.
Not until this moment had I ever considered the fact that Azrael and Security could team up. That would either be the most amazing thing ever, or the worst. Between Security’s yet-to-be-defined powers, Hnaef’s knowledge, and Grace they would be unstoppable!
I have now seen the downfall of the Garrott family.
And awesome character teamed up with another awesome character? Sounds okay to me. :)
New Azzie is tooo adorable and now I just wanna give him a hug. He is slowly sliding his way into “top five” range. :happy: Also, museum curator Azzie would be the most kick-assthing just about ever. Just saying. :D
“you know that suggestion to kill them all in their sleep when you met ‘um? this is why”
Total classic. Thats a line i’m always going to remember. Mostly because the voices DO tend to make such suggestions…
I love this comic.
psychotically yours,
Para
“the hero?” *awkward chuckle*
I know that’s all azzie’s really been considering… and if he has to battle wiglaf and his fandom, I’M ON AZZIE’S SIDE!!! :$ he would fit the whole pure-hero thing better than wiglaf could any day!
He should totatly own a Casino he’d make such good money with all those suckers out there willing to lose their money gambling.