Green Hornet

Go see the Green Hornet. Just go do it.

I’ve been on a total super hero/masked hero kick lately between getting back into the Watchmen and finally catching a few episodes of the new Young Justice. (ROBIN <3)

Saw the preview for the Green Hornet and went – this will be good. And it was. I rather wish I’d actually heard some of the radio shows or read the comic now. Or seen this super popular tv series staring Bruce Lee. Heh.

But, I saw the next best thing – the new movie with Seth Rogan & Jay Chou.

Kato needs no explanation – Jay Chou was all over this role and Kato was every bit the genius, hypercompetant sidekick he was supposed to be. I didn’t think it was possible to squeeze that much amazing into a single person and then make it better by sticking him in the freaking Black Beauty (I think the only car that could compare is Roger Smith’s from Big O).

What surprised me was how much I liked Britt/The Green Hornet. Sure he was a jerk through most of it, but you could tell that it was mostly from frustration. He was just trying so hard to succeed at something, anything, at all, and kept falling on his face that it was hard to hate or dislike him. And when you stick him next to someone like Kato well – it just sort of amplifies it by eleven.

The movie was fun, hilarious, had a great bad guy, and the action scenes and car chases were amazing (Did I mention I saw this in 3D? XD). I was laughing, smiling, and was on the edge of my seat the entire film.

It wasn’t the grit and realism and commentary of Watchmen – but it had all the fun and unrealistic stunts that make caped crusaders so much fun in the first place.

Britt & Kato. Brothers forever. XD Loved it.

Who Censored Roger Rabbit

Movie vs Book

Some of you are probably familiar with the masterpiece that is Who Framed Roger Rabbit, an amazing movie from 1988 that pretty much set the standard for Toon/Live Action crossovers. If you’re not familiar with this movie – go buy it now. The movie’s amazing. XD

The point is – the movie gave us the awesome detective buddy team of  Roger & Eddie Valiant, Roger’s loving sexy hot wife, Jessica and a crime that he was framed for. Not to mention Christopher Lloyd playing Judge Doom – which also happens to be my favorite role he’s ever done. (Yes, it even topped Doc on Back to the Future).

Recently, I got to read the 1981 novel by Gary K. Wolf , Who Censored Roger Rabbit, of which the movie is based. I think it’s worth pointing out that the movie is a completely different storyline and tone from the novel. While the movie is a fun Buddy Cop film with a touch of Noir – the book is definitely a much more traditional detective noir novel, complete with murder, accusations, suspects and a fabulous femme fatale~

I enjoyed the novel much more than I thought, I think because the story is so different. It’s sort of like how Tenchi Muyo has three (well, more but I forget how many XD) different anime series all with the same cast but radically different universes and story lines that are separate.

Book Summary

The novel focuses on a double homicide – Rocco Degreasy and Roger Rabbit. The cops think Roger killed Rocco and Jessica killed Roger (since she had left Roger for Rocco). And Detective Eddie Valiant gets stuck in the middle as he decides to finish out the case and find out who really is responsible for these events. He has his work cut out for him, too, when everyone friend or foe keeps to the same story of “Roger and Jessica did it.”

Oh, and everyone wants Roger’s Tea Kettle.1

Eddie’s an alcoholic, Roger’s insane, The DeGreasy brothers are actually pretty comical for the main ‘bad guys’, Sid Sleeze (the porn producer) is actually pretty delightful, and Jessica is a manipulative, out-for-number-one, witch – who still manages to seduce everyone. It’s a much darker cast, but the humor is still there with the witty Valient calling all the shots as our main protagonist and narrator (in traditional detective style) and the events fun and woven together. Plus, there was none of the ‘Dip’ stuff from the movie – the Toons could die just as easily as humans could and that includes drowning or being shot.

The ending was good as well. One of the few times where everyone who had something coming to them got what was what & where the killer was obvious the entire time, but you just wrote it off because it was too ‘obvious.’ Worked well & I quite enjoyed it.

And even though it’s a spoiler – Eddie Valiant decking Jessica Rabbit and knocking her flat out cold on the floor was quite possible the most awesome moment in the book. And considering Jessica Rabbit is one of my favorite animated characters of all time (I put her on my freaking car) – that’s saying something.

Worth the read & fun trying to picture what it must look like to have physical word balloons appearing in the real world whenever Toons talked.

Favorite Quotes

And of course, we’re going to end the post with a few of my favorite quotes from the book:

“I went back to my office and let my bottom desk drawer buy me a drink.” – Eddie Valiant

“Dick Tracy came over to the car. I’d never seen him in person before, and I couldn’t believe how tall he was. Usually Toons turn actor to compensate for being shrimpy, but Tracey could look me in the eye with no trouble. And talk about square-jawed. I could have used his chin for a letter opener.” – Eddie Valiant

“You really are a louse, Valiant.” – Carol Masters

“Funerals, weddings, they’re all the same to me. The only difference is whether you walk or ride down the aisle. Either way you wind up six feed deep in misery.” – Eddie Valiant

“Don’t be too sure I’m the louse I’m supposed to be.” -Eddie Valiant


  1. If I had been on TVTropes, this is where I’d put the link to “Better Than It Sounds.”


New Year, New Flavor

Been itching for a new theme for Patchwork for a while~ Don’t get me wrong, Cupcake Love was might tasty – but I was hoping to sample something new. So, New Year – New Flavor~

(See what I’m doing there with the food jokes? XD)

So, the new theme is now – *drum roll* : Licorice.

The theme is pretty vanilla right now, but I’m hoping to add some personal flurorishes as I go & have time~

Bon Appetit!

Early Christmas – REBOOT

…I should be asleep. But I realized I’d been putting this off for a few days and decided I needed to do it now. XD

I…have no patience for Christmas presents. XD I already got my gift from my parents and my buddy Jay’ sent hers early…which is what this post is about:

Hello Kitty

Fear the Awesome

Ha ha. Just kidding. That’s a Hello Kitty Ty doll my Mom bought me yesterday as an early christmas gift. XD *snuggles Watermelon Hello Kitty*

But no, CageyJay got me these lovelies:

The Real Awesomes

That’s right. She got me freaking Glitch Bob and Hexadecimal figures. I think I had a mini freakout session when I opened the gift packaging. XD

You see, ‘Jay is awesome that way – she always remembers the most random facts. Such as I shipped these two like crazy back when I watched Reboot. Obsessively. So….yeah.

More pictures!

Bob and Hexadecimal

Here's Looking At You

Hexadecimal and Bob

And Back At You

Hex Tackles Bbo

Obligatory Tackle Shot

Alright. I’m done. I love toys. XD Thanks ‘Jay! *snuggles them*

Trying Human Travel Mug

Wanted to show off the Trying Human totally awesome mug I bought. XD

I <3 it. And it has nothing to do with having my three favorite characters conveniently in the same place. Not at all.

Roger, 8 & The Hottness (aka Glasner)

Okay so it totally does. And shiny stainless steel is hard to photograph.

My only complaint with the traveler’s mug is it’s not dishwasher safe. XD This isn’t so much a complaint that I’ll have to hand-wash the thing as it is “Oh crap I forgot I can’t put this in the dishwasher and now it’s ruined” moment. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen. XD

But it is pretty.

End hyper rant about mug.